So this went down in Cape Canaveral last Saturday and I can't tell what's worse: that it happened in a park where anyone could see or that the two allegedly told the deputy who responded that they were step-father and step-daughter.
Brevard County Sheriff's deputies showed up at Manatee Park after a call came in that a woman was giving a man oral sex at the park. The man was 65-year-old Robert Spiess who police walked up to with his belt undone, unzipped shorts, and wanker out. Meanwhile 39-year-old Mandi Falconer was sitting on the ground with her hands on his... thang.
They couple was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious acts and booked into the Brevard County Jail.
People, do your business INDOORS where we don't have to see and preferably, find someone to whom you're not related. Just saying.